Want to wow that cute physics major on campus? Impress him with one of these geeky math and science pick up lines (or just have a laugh with your science-savvy girlfriends):

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.

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By: CG Staff